my name is peter bradley and my life is a joke that gets less funny and more pathetic as i get older. 

 

i was born in september of 1993 in waukesha, wisconsin. i've traveled across most of the country, and for the rest, i'm getting to it.

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i won't bore you with any personal details, i'm trying to make this look slightly more professional than my online dating profile. 

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the important thing is that you know that i started writing somewhere around 2007 and a lot of it (good, bad, or otherwise) is well-documented throughout various corners of the internet.

 

this is one of those corners.